: I know what'll loosen up our brains.It's not that I want a massage I'll be the caboose. : Every department's losing a Leslie Knope.Right now, she's single-handedly putting up some lousy concert for this city's kids. No other department has one to begin with. : I accidentally told them what you're doing in an attempt to save.īen: Every department's losing a Leslie Knope.I accidentally told them what you're doing in an attempt to save some government jobs. : When we canceled on him, he took another gig in Eagleton.Tom: That's literally the worst place I could imagine. : You have two broken bones in your right arm, and four in your ha.ĭonna: When we canceled on him, he took another gig in Eagleton.: Is there any chance you could fix me in the next 10 minutes.Īnn: You have two broken bones in your right arm, and four in your hand.I'll just advance medical science 30 years. Freddy Spaghetti couldn't ma.Īndy: Is there any chance you could fix me in the next 10 minutes.ĭr. Everything always goes wrong, and you ju. Everything always goes wrong, and you just have to deal with it. This really attractive woman is my girlfriend, Luc.Īndy: There's an old saying in show business: The show must go wrong. My father told me that a limp handshake was for weak men and communists. This really attractive woman is my girlfriend, Lucy. : Whenever Ron has sex, the next morning he comes in dressed like.All because of Tom, and his noodly appendages.Īnd that's why Tom is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.Tom: Whenever Ron has sex, the next morning he comes in dressed like Tiger Woods. In that same year, Eagleton and Pawnee, two halves of a giant city, united as one. Each number in 2014 can be divided by two, even one, where you get 0.5. There are seven deadly sins and seven virtues, according to Catholicism. If you add two, one, and four together, you get seven. Why? Not for financial reasons he wants to be part of his pasta brethren once more. A lot of people improvised in this episode Freddy Spaghetti had a song about alimony and meeting the. Harris I make a pretty compelling argument for Andys motorcycle to win this award. What am I supposed to do with my kids Keep. In season six, Tom opens an Italian restaurant. Ron took a pretty nasty fall, but was it on accident 'School is out in two weeks. Tom knows that pasta will keep things in balance, so he selflessly eats lasagna to save the world. Tom meets up with his sick friends in Chris's office, and he gets lasagna after some small talk. Only a being of mass intelligence knows when and when not to eat food, and the FSM has an IQ of infinity to the power of pi. In an episode where Ben, Chris, Ron, and Tom test different foods for Ben and Leslie's wedding, Ben, Chris and Ron get food poisoning from mini-calzones, while Tom is unaffected by the food, as he did not eat it. Now, we should talk about Tom, why he's the FSM. And Tom was even in the Freddy Spaghetti episode. But the songwriters heard the song at a young age, because they were children and exposed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And you're probably asking, "What does Penne and the Jets have to do with this?" Well, that song is from the latter half of the 20th century, right? And it was written for adults. That song is interrupted, but not because of the characters' dialogue, but because the names of some pasta are so complex only young children could understand. But Ben paid Freddy because he displeased the FSM by shutting down the government, where Tom Haverford works.Īnyway, Freddy entertains the kids with two specific songs: Penne and the Jets, and a song containing the names of every pasta in the universe. Ben pays Freddy a lot of money to perform in Pawnee, which Leslie thought was for her. After Freddy didn't arrive at the concert, she said to the kids, "He bumped his noodle", as to imply disaster, harming his noodly appendages given by his father. Because Freddy is like the FSM's Jesus, and everyone on the Earth worships him. Based on Ron's outlook of the world, wouldn't he just say blood? No. After a meeting, Leslie talks to Ron about how "Freddy Spaghetti's blood is on your hands", and Ron corrects blood to sauce. Throughout the episode, people talk about Freddy in a form of reverence. The concert's main player is a children's performer named Freddy Spaghetti. In the last episode of season two of Parks and Rec, Leslie puts on a concert for Pawnee's kids after the government was shut down.
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